‘Conan’: Ashton Kutcher Won’t Welcome Charlie Sheen Back To ‘Two And A Half Men’

The show's former star has said he wants to make an appearance during the final season.

Sorry, Charlie.

There are only room for TWO AND A HALF MEN!

Ashton Kutcher stopped by CONAN on Tuesday to promote the final season of the sitcom stripper-loving star Charlie Sheen was fired from in 2011.

Sheen has been lobbying to return for an episode later this year, but he won’t be getting any support from his replacement.

“I just kinda stopped listening to things that Charlie Sheen says,” Kutcher said.  “Charlie Sheen has become like a parent on CHARLIE BROWN to me.  [He’s] like ‘wha wha wha wha…'”

“I just keep saying, ‘Thank you for the great job!  I’ve got an awesome job and it is thanks to you not having it anymore.”

Watch the full video — and a clip from the season 11 premiere episode — above.

TWO AND A HALF MEN returns Thursday, October 30 at 9:00 PM on CBS.



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