12/12/13: Sharon Osbourne Lied, Lizzie Caplan Was Drunk, More…


Here’s a look at some of the television shows and stars making news today…

LIZZIE CAPLAN WAS HAMMERED DURING ‘TRUE BLOOD’ SEX SCENES:

At least she’s honest!  TRUE BLOOD star Lizzie Caplan says she was totally blotto when she filmed a series of sex scenes with co-star Ryan Kwanten during the show’s first season.  Appearing last night on CHELSEA LATELY, the actress revealed:  “I didn’t really have lines the first time. It was like 7 a.m. and I was chugging vodka completely naked while a makeup artist I had just met was on her knees in front of me sponging my ass. It’s intimate.”

Then, she decided to share even more unnecessary details.

“I’ve never told anybody this — but I was so nervous and then I was so drunk that after I shot the scene I was going up to the crew members — I had just met all these people the day before — and I was going up to all of them like, ‘You got a boner!’ … It was horrible. Horrible!”

SHARON OSBOURNE ADMITS SHE LIED!
In another (successful) effort to gross America out, Mrs. O. dropped by Howard Stern‘s satellite radio show this morning and admitted she never, in fact, had her lady-parts tightened.  “I made it up just to be flippant,” she said, adding, “How could I do that after I’ve had so much ill health? Now I’m not gonna start putting scaffolding up my vagina?”

TEEN MOM MYSTERY ILLNESS REVEALED
Maci Bookout says she has finally experienced something more painful than childbirth.

The TEEN MOM star paid a visit to THE DOCTORS to reveal the mystery illness that left her completely debilitated.

“I didn’t even want to get up to go to the doctor,” she tells Drs. Travis Stork and Rachael Ross. “That’s how painful it was.”  Eventually, Maci explains, her doctors discovered she was suffering from a kidney infection, but it took a long time for doctors to figure out how to lessen the pain. “I’d rather have eight kids at once than [go thorough] this,” she says.

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WHAT TO WATCH TONIGHT

PARENTHOOD: ‘ALL THAT’S LEFT IS THE HUGGING’ (NBC/10:00 PM)
Kristina regroups, Carl charms Sarah, a kiss impacts Julia and Joel, and Amber and Ryan deal with the aftermath of his arrest.

GREY’S ANATOMY: ‘BRIDESMAIDS’ (ABC/9:00 PM)
On the day of April’s wedding, the Grey Sloan Memorial doctors are all preoccupied with their own drama. Meredith and Cristina continue to argue about their research and careers, Bailey comes clean to Ben about her feelings regarding him moving back to Seattle, and Shane puts himself in a risky situation. Meanwhile, Derek gets a phone call that will change his life.

SCANDAL: ‘A DOOR MARKED EXIT’ (ABC/10:00 PM)
Everyone struggles to face the consequences of their actions now that the truth has been revealed.

X FACTOR: FINAL FOUR ELIMINATION (FOX/8:00 PM)
Only four acts remain: Restless Road, Carlito Olivero, Jeff Gutt and Alex & Sierra.  Who will make it to next week’s finale?

BIG BANG THEORY: ‘THE COOPER EXTRACTION’ (CBS/8:00 PM)
The gang throws a holiday party and imagines what their lives would be life without Sheldon.